The girls have left on vacation.

If you are a man about to read this post, you might want to go elsewhere. This is about the reality of having children and getting older. Can I just say that my boobs have done a disappearing act on me. I'm actually quite bothered by it. You see, I used to have a pretty full bust. Not large by any means, but full none the less. Now at age 28, having nursed two kids and dropped a ton of weight in the last year, I'm sad to report that there is nothing left. It's like they finished their job and left for vacation, but will dutifully return if I decide to have another child. This pageant makes you keanly aware of your body and I'm a little upset that the girls have left, especially when I need them the most.
I was at the gym the other day and was wearing my sports bra and glanced at the mirror and was horrified at the fact that I had not chest at all. Is there a Victoria Secret push up extra padded sports bra? I need that. Everyone tells me that for the pageant you use duct tape to tape them up, but what if you've got nothing to tape. Do you see my problem? Oh well, I guess it's wishfull thinking. I never in my life ever concidered implants, and don't worry I never will do it, but I now understand what some women were thinking. Yikes!!! The joys of womanhood.